one typical painfully slow day in the office

slow is defined as "I don't want to fucking do this shit"

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:49]:

tommo has a stalker

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:49]:

and no cluster roe models

Colleague ATM:  [16:49]:

no cluster roe models?

Colleague ATM:  [16:49]:

poor

Colleague ATM:  [16:49]:

who is stalking him

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:49]:

if you have one i might tell u

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:49]:

anything like gap to 2013

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:49]:

cluster target roe

Colleague ATM:  [16:50]:

i have nothing

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:50]:

nothing begets nothing

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:50]:

i swear i saw one

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:50]:

from your team

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:50]:

before

Colleague ATM:  [16:50]:

yeah

Colleague ATM:  [16:50]:

probably

Colleague ATM:  [16:50]:

i'm new, what do i know

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:51]:

you're an old hand

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:51]:

anyway it's an ex subordinate

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:52]:

but my ex-subordinates dont call me at work

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:52]:

to hear my voice

Colleague ATM:  [16:53]:

ah, but tom's ex-subordinate does

Colleague ATM:  [16:53]:

and then tom tells other girls he knows about it

Colleague ATM:  [16:53]:

so he can seem more manly in front of them

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:54]:

yeah i think that's what admirers do

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:54]:

do your mates call you at work

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:54]:

to hear your wonderful voice

Colleague ATM:  [16:55]:

yes

Colleague ATM:  [16:55]:

always

Colleague ATM:  [16:55]:

they miss me if they don't hear from me

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:55]:

i dont believe that

Colleague ATM:  [16:56]:

cynic

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:56]:

maybe i dont appreciate what i have

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:56]:

i'll call u if and when i leave

Colleague ATM:  [16:56]:

yes you should

Colleague ATM:  [16:56]:

you will miss my strong presence and clear competence

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:56]:

but the other day i couldnt even remember a deloitte mate's name

Colleague ATM:  [16:57]:

yeah

Colleague ATM:  [16:57]:

work friends

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:57]:

i remembered he looked good

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:57]:

but i forgot his name!

Colleague ATM:  [16:57]:

never make as big an impression as you think they would

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:57]:

so sad

Colleague ATM:  [16:58]:

unless you are a stud like tom

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:58]:

or you apparently

Colleague ATM:  [16:58]:

in which case everyone falls in love and thinks about him constantly

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:58]:

i use name association

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:58]:

posh fisherman son

Bates, Sheryl :  [16:59]:

you are newcross

Colleague ATM:  [17:00]:

really

Colleague ATM:  [17:00]:

cool

Colleague ATM:  [17:00]:

i love how i'm defined by a neighbourhood i definitely don't fit into

wont be here for more than a year anyway