my singin and dancing toy-nino

he's javier in 90210, alex in pretty lil liars or tyler in the so-so mean girls 2 (i mean as much as a wreck li los don't come about often - also in my defence i was searching for FAST FIVE).

i feel my age youth whenever i discover hotties born in 199X whereas for paedophiles men the window of opportunities continually open. no fair

and boys who don't get these scrawny weasely Mediterraneans - you dont get to judge until you can lead a girl in a dance, look her in the eye and kiss her like nothing else matters. and you all think you can, but your execution will likely be as smooth as Dave's.

so Ian, orlando, superman, Milo, johnny, josh, chace, brad (odd one out blondie), sugar mama wants you to snap out of the dark brooding and put on some unabashed apasionado